Publication date: 26.06.2025 19:00
🏧 Aperture Science Emergency Protocol Update: Version 3.1.4 'Collector'.
A threat has been detected: your shelf is not sufficiently protected. We are fixing it.
🛡 What's in the update?
- New "Cute but Deadly" algorithm - now the turret not only shoots, but also "complimentary destroys" ("You burn well!").
- Improved targeting sensor - reacts to portals, companion cubes, and suspicious cakes.
- For security reasons, the 'Spontaneous Embraces' protocol now requires written consent.
The updated Aperture Science portable turret is ready to join your collection.
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